1. Post a picture of u?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

Ship! DaveJade!
Anonymous

DaveJade!

Who kills the bugs: Well, even though Dave keeps all the weird dead things, it’s really funny to imagine him getting freaked out by bugs. So I’m going to say that Jade kills the bugs.
Who hogs the sheets: Jade, definitely.
Who hates mornings: Dave, because I see Jade being a morning person unless she’s super tired; in which case, she’d be super cranky.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: I’d have to say Jade. Because can you imagine Jade, when she is cranky, just bossing Dave around until he got her the morning cup of joe?
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: Well, dang. Seeing as only one of them has a mother… I guess Jade. Maybe they wouldn’t get along because of the cat/dog business.
Who drives: Dave. He’s the one with more experience with that kind of thing, not that Jade wouldn’t when she learned.
Who gets horny in awkward public places: Dave
Who had a scene phase: Dave, definitely. “It’s not a faze, Bro.”
Who wore braces: Dave. Poor dorky baby.
Who got bullied: Dave. And he hides the emotional trauma with irony. Ah. :c
Who collects ceramic elephants: Dave, for ironic purposes, of course.


Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….

sexypastamodel:

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs
Who hogs the sheets
Who hates mornings
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Who drives
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Who had a scene phase
Who wore braces
Who got bullied.
Who collects ceramic elephants.


hellaciouslyrad:

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

otakutalia-aru:

jade-homestuck-harley:

ineffably-crowley:

flatbear:

buckkybrnes:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

dragonofthesky:

lasswithalaptop:

johnkatier:

I”M A FUCKING RAIN GIRAFFE I SOUND LIKE THE MOST UN-MAJESTIC ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE

ice bear! my elemental spirit companion is endangered :(

Wind Ox. Somehow this seems like more of an insult :l

Shadow bear sounds like a stupid spy name

fIRE SHEEP???? 

FUCKING 

 

I’m moon mouse, and my boss is shadow dear. HOT NEW CRIMEFIGHTING DUO.

Wind dog
😑

Ice dog!!!!

Hama no neko :3
Flower cat meow

wood shark imagewhat the actual fuck 

Shadow lion? I’m okay with this. o u o A big shadowy giant cat basically… That can protect me.

(Source: )


981,791 plays!

femgermania:

captain-boomerang:

(original post here)

thAT ACTUALLY FITS REALLY WELL HOLY SHIT


fatmanandblobin:

samantha99366:

minirose96:

nygaard-insurance:

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

WHO GAVE YOU THE FREAKING RIGHT

I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

(Source: almatair)


Send me an aspect
Breath: How have you changed over the past year?
Light: Would you consider yourself lucky? Why?
Time: What is your favourite memory?
Space: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Life: Are you a rule breaker by heart?
Hope: What are you looking forward to?
Void: Do you like being alone?
Heart: Have you ever been in love?
Mind: Do you make decisions easily?
Doom: Have you ever gotten injured?
Blood: Do you form strong friendships?
Rage: What are your biggest pet peeves?

SEND ME A FANDOM

 I’ll tell you:

The first character I first fell in love with: 
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 
The character I love that everyone else hates: 
The character I used to love but don’t any longer:
The character I would totally smooch: 
The character I’d want to be like: 
The character I’d slap: 
A pairing that I love:
A pairing that I despise: 

(Source: legenddean)


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demosexual:

i did it


lacigreen:

Was talking about #WomenAgainstFeminism today on Twitter, a trend that I see largely as a reaction to (1) extremist feminist politics found readily online and (2) ignorance/stereotypes about feminism.  I tried to handle my frustration with a bit humor but quickly realized this is actually a really emotionally-fraught topic for people.  Maybe not the time for sarcasm.Most the time, feminism in action doesn’t explicitly call itself feminism. I’m talking about things like campaigning for sex ed, same sex marriage, equal pay, maternity leave, reproductive health access, transgender health care, representation, implementing sexual assault/harassment policies, getting women into stem, etc. I think this confused void about what feminists *actually do and believe in* allows the space to be sensationalized by a loud, extreme minority and predatory media sources who see a “hot story”. Onlookers who don’t know their history or what feminism is (and don’t take a second to learn…) naturally take the bait and then end up railing against something that isn’t even an accurate representation of feminism in the first place. Then feminists are pissed, and anti-feminists are pissed (though misogynists are usually quite happy) and we’ve whipped ourselves up a nice divisive shitstorm of “whose side are you on”?I understand it’s unpopular amongst some feminists to concede that extremism exists; “there’s nothing wrong with radical action” and “they’re a part of the movement too”! I think those are valid points (and I certainly don’t think the solution is to silence/disown anyone), but I also think we have to admit that it can really alienate people from the cause, and perhaps #WomenAgainstFeminism is proof.  What do you think?

lacigreen:

Was talking about #WomenAgainstFeminism today on Twitter, a trend that I see largely as a reaction to (1) extremist feminist politics found readily online and (2) ignorance/stereotypes about feminism.  I tried to handle my frustration with a bit humor but quickly realized this is actually a really emotionally-fraught topic for people.  Maybe not the time for sarcasm.

Most the time, feminism in action doesn’t explicitly call itself feminism. I’m talking about things like campaigning for sex ed, same sex marriage, equal pay, maternity leave, reproductive health a
ccess, transgender health care, representation, implementing sexual assault/harassment policies, getting women into stem, etc. I think this confused void about what feminists *actually do and believe in* allows the space to be sensationalized by a loud, extreme minority and predatory media sources who see a “hot story”. Onlookers who don’t know their history or what feminism is (and don’t take a second to learn…) naturally take the bait and then end up railing against something that isn’t even an accurate representation of feminism in the first place. Then feminists are pissed, and anti-feminists are pissed (though misogynists are usually quite happy) and we’ve whipped ourselves up a nice divisive shitstorm of “whose side are you on”?

I understand it’s unpopular amongst some feminists to concede that extremism exists; “there’s nothing wrong with radical action” and “they’re a part of the movement too”! I think those are valid points (and I certainly don’t think the solution is to silence/disown anyone), but I also think we have to admit that it can really alienate people from the cause, and perhaps #WomenAgainstFeminism is proof.  What do you think?


I’m freaking out a little. Fuck.


suritea:

look at all this poof
it makes me feel like a slightly less than sane person |D

suritea:

look at all this poof

it makes me feel like a slightly less than sane person |D


captain-mindfang:

Here it finally is! My second major giveaway just in time for the beginning of summer con season.

Rules:
- Like & reblog to enter.
- US & Canada only, sorry to other international entrants. I cannot afford to ship worldwide.
- No giveaway blogs. Sideblogs are ok, but blank blogs with just giveaway posts will be skipped.
- Must be willing to provide shipping address.
- You do not have to be following me, but followers get more prizes.

Winner info:
- Winners will be chosen by random number generator.
- Due to the current trend of large giveaway winners being harassed, the winner will be announced by a first name of their choice. No URL will be shown unless the winner gives permission.
- You have 24 hours to claim your prize before I pick a new winner.

Prizes!!
- Any one cosplay piece (ex: Troll/kid shirt, SnK jacket or cloak, Free! jacket)
- Any wig under $50 from Arda (or another site if you prefer)
- 1 pallet any color face paint (doesn’t have to be Ben Nye)
- 1 pair contact lenses (from Pinkyparadise, Honeycolor, or Eyesbright)
- A choice of any 2 salon-grade haircare products
- Extra goodies!!! Asian market goods and candy assortment of your choosing

The main winner gets their choice of 4 of the above. Followers choose 5. If you follow me and also like my Facebook Page, you get everything shown.
TWO additional winners will get an assortment of asian market goodies and candy, and if they’re following me they will also be eligible for a $10 gift card to any fast food place or restaurant of their choosing.

Ends Sunday September 7.
FAQ and proof of past winner here.


goldenswallowtail:

zombie-spiders:

royals-and-quotes:

Vintage Medieval Weddings Dresses

I love these so much

GIVE THEM TO ME


rp partner: i suppose our muses could be happy for once
me: or
me: OR
me: we kill them