Bae: hey come to bed ;;;;)
Me: but homestuck updated
Bae: HOLY SHI T RE ALLY HOLY F UC KKKK

"Hey, Ryan, did you just crack your phone for shits and giggles one day?" [x]

(Source: ramsey-free)


thesassyjessy:

coffeeandcockatiels:

topburger239:

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 TRAILER - IT’S OFFICIAL

Holy s hit this actually looks so cool and the naimations are better and om g i’m gonna die of scared

Oh hey, Chica looks pretty cu-

JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST FOXY NO


anime-lover-forever:

sii1ver:

Let me take a second to talk about these things. I found them while looking for makeup for my friends Kanaya cosplay and holycrap are they amazing. These are lip and eye liner, these pencils are a two in one deal- three in one if you want to use it as a lipstick.
Oh and the best part? You get all twelve colors for $5.21. If that’s not amazing, I don’t know what is. You can get them here. <3

I thought this post was about twist up crayons boy was I wrong

anime-lover-forever:

sii1ver:

Let me take a second to talk about these things. I found them while looking for makeup for my friends Kanaya cosplay and holycrap are they amazing. These are lip and eye liner, these pencils are a two in one deal- three in one if you want to use it as a lipstick.

Oh and the best part? You get all twelve colors for $5.21. If that’s not amazing, I don’t know what is. You can get them here. <3

I thought this post was about twist up crayons boy was I wrong



greatpudding:

i’m too homestuck for this

greatpudding:

i’m too homestuck for this


deanprincesster:

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape


(Source: sugabisque)


My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’. I feel like I have to apologize to people, to things, to life itself. It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’. I don’t want to disturb anyone.
Yohji Yamamoto (via artesque)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr


magnetsaremiracles:

this is still my favourite thing EVER

magnetsaremiracles:

this is still my favourite thing EVER


dragonkazooie:

boohaanigram:

stirfriedawesomesauce:

memewhore:

sizvideos:

Video

Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

chill


hinatahearsahope:

"Well… I’m a sorceress!"


(Source: annajossi)


inspirationalhetalia:

aph england is the best fashion deal bc he comes in 2-for-1 styles:

'fuck u mum it's not a phase it's who i am' punk

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and ‘get off my lawn u meddling nations’ grandpa aesthetic

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